*Kiss my Asterisk*

*Kiss my Asterisk*

Apr 24

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

Apr 24
Apr 24

hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image

Apr 24
iregretthisdecision:

sheerioireehs:

iregretthisdecision:

iplaygoatinattackmode:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

conceal don’t feel

i feel fear

WHAT IS THAT

iregretthisdecision:

sheerioireehs:

iregretthisdecision:

iplaygoatinattackmode:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

conceal don’t feel

i feel fear

WHAT IS THAT

Apr 24

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

Apr 24
naomster:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

swiggity swag the nightmare stag

naomster:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

swiggity swag the nightmare stag

Apr 24
Apr 24
Apr 24
ahealthierlexie:

This is so powerful

ahealthierlexie:

This is so powerful

Apr 24

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

Apr 23
supersmashkev:

been a long day 

supersmashkev:

been a long day 

Apr 23
roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better

Apr 23
kristoffbjorgman:

Transparent Elsa for your blogs! Her dress and snowflake change colour depending on your background.

kristoffbjorgman:

Transparent Elsa for your blogs! Her dress and snowflake change colour depending on your background.

Apr 23

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

Apr 23

dancingonthegrave:

THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER.