*Kiss my Asterisk*

*Kiss my Asterisk*

Apr 15
Apr 15
Please?

Please?

Apr 15

quote You’re worth it, but am I?

— Six word story, January 1, 2014 (52/365)
Apr 15

too-midget-for-you:

I want to put him in my pocket and take him home

Apr 15
goktgo:

life does not get better than this.

A cat dressed like a shark on a roomba chasing a duck.

yes.

goktgo:

life does not get better than this.

A cat dressed like a shark on a roomba chasing a duck.

yes.

Apr 15
occluding:

me

occluding:

me

Apr 15

quote A tragedy, when a mature mind and a romantic heart are in the same body.

— (via faithlefou)
Apr 15

quote

  1. Kiss like you mean it.
  2. Remember their birthday, every year.
  3. Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain.
  4. Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can.
  5. Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new.
  6. Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes.
  7. Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe.
  8. Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once.
  9. Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make.
  10. Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can.
  11. Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it.
  12. Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th.
  13. Get angry, but forgive.
  14. Love, love with all you’ve got.

— 14 things to remember in a relationship (via february4teenth)
Apr 15

quote I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.

— Dan Howell (via screamingsadness)
Apr 15
steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

Apr 15

I am unable to regulate my emotions

Apr 15
  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
Apr 15

effyfurrow:

nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT 

Apr 15

collegehumor:

The secret origins of your favorite gifs, REVEALED!

Finish reading The 6 Ridiculous Comics that Explain Your Favorite GIFS

Written and Illustrated by AC Stuart, see more of his work at NoobtheLoser.Tumblr.com! 

Apr 15

edsock:

lamebert:

why dont they have viagra for self esteem

have you tried vodka