*Kiss my Asterisk*

*Kiss my Asterisk*

Feb 04
#realmen #thuglife #hot #mustache #greatness #epic #hotness #swag #getonourlevel

#realmen #thuglife #hot #mustache #greatness #epic #hotness #swag #getonourlevel

Jan 26
priyankamunjal:

Love of my life <3

priyankamunjal:

Love of my life <3

Jan 05

My day (in music puns).

priyankamunjal:

It was such a FLAT day, but I’ll put my TREBLES away, even when people don’t quite MEASURE up. Time to SCALE BACH, maybe take a REST. Not feeling so in TUNE with everything right now. Maybe I’ll REED a book, just relax for a MINUET. I got 99 problems, but a PITCH ain’t one.

Jan 05
I&#8217;m basically the goofiest goof to ever have existed.

I’m basically the goofiest goof to ever have existed.

Oct 01

It’s super great that my phone went off as loud as possible in class…especially because I sit right in the front of the class…and my notification tone screams “YOU HAVE A NEW TEXT MESSAGE, HIGH FIVE”…in Borat’s voice…and my professor is Russian…super great.

Super. Duper. Great.

Sep 28
Jul 18

My rough day in music puns:

Skateboarding isn’t really my forte so I ended up riding off of a clef, but the real treble was when I couldn’t find my way Bach up from the bass. I might have baroque-n a bone or two. When I finally made it, I was placed under a rest for all of my violins. Luckily, I was bailed out by a passing stranger who showed symphony and said “Don’t fret, you’re not going down solo. Together we’ll get through it, we can duet.” But the stranger was a kid, maybe tenor eleven so I assume that he was full of Scheidt. You never really can Telemann’s age or wisdom though. It was just alto much for me to Handel, but I restrained from throwing a tempo tantrum because it sonata big deal, nothing too major. I got 99 problems, but a pitch ain’t one, but I must go and play some Hadyn seek in a minuet.

Jul 07
priyankamunjal:

I may have possibly made a giant lion out of henna that consumes the entire lower half of my arm…but I like it…

It turned out so rad. A couple people asked me if it was real today lol

priyankamunjal:

I may have possibly made a giant lion out of henna that consumes the entire lower half of my arm…but I like it…

It turned out so rad. A couple people asked me if it was real today lol

Jul 05
I may have possibly made a giant lion out of henna that consumes the entire lower half of my arm&#8230;but I like it&#8230;

I may have possibly made a giant lion out of henna that consumes the entire lower half of my arm…but I like it…

Jun 03
My &#8220;pillow pet&#8221; is greater than any other.

My “pillow pet” is greater than any other.

Jun 03

I told my mother I couldn’t go outside to help her do the yard work because the Zombie Apocalypse has started. She was not amused.

May 09
Typical.

Typical.

May 06
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