*Kiss my Asterisk*

*Kiss my Asterisk*

Jun 09
The fact that Keys ‘N Krates liked my Selfie Sunday video absolutely makes my day ๐Ÿ˜

The fact that Keys โ€˜N Krates liked my Selfie Sunday video absolutely makes my day ๐Ÿ˜

Jun 08

Doing #selfiesunday right: Selfie Lifestyle (;
#selfie #flipgram #keysnkrates #butfirst #letmetakeaselfie #self #dumdeedum

Jun 04
They say “you’ve got a sly smile”
I say “I just know it’s my smile”
#selfie #smile

They say โ€œyouโ€™ve got a sly smileโ€
I say โ€œI just know itโ€™s my smileโ€
#selfie #smile

Jun 02

I just want to throw up. And cry. Simultaneous. Itโ€™ll be really attractive. Iโ€™m not a mess. I promise.

Jun 02

breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

Can you believe all the presidents were SLUTS?!?!
USA?
United SLUTS of America???!??

May 30
Lil Tomboy Priyanka’s face says “duh fuck you lookin at?” ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚ #throwback #flashbackfriday #fbf #self #smithsonian #stankface

Lil Tomboy Priyanka’s face says “duh fuck you lookin at?” ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚ #throwback #flashbackfriday #fbf #self #smithsonian #stankface

May 30

Made an edit go me :)
(Second one is my edit woo)

May 29
It is what it is. 
#selfie

It is what it is.
#selfie

May 27
"I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me. 
The best of us can find happiness in misery.”

"I donโ€™t care what you think as long as itโ€™s about me.
The best of us can find happiness in misery.โ€

May 21

Believe me or leave me.

May 21

Why is 21 so far away? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

May 18
And what if I told you it was all an illusion? Bang ๐Ÿ”ซ bang ๐Ÿ”ซ

And what if I told you it was all an illusion? Bang ๐Ÿ”ซ bang ๐Ÿ”ซ

May 18
Plot twist: this actually made MY day :)

Plot twist: this actually made MY day :)

May 17

I have some dark days. And I have some really, really, really, really, really dark days. Okay?

May 16

lamelohan:

whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???

TO CRUSH YOUR HEART AND SOUL DUH